1) An ungrateful abomination to mankind that drains the goodness out of every being that it comes in contact with.

2) An absolutely useless sack of flesh that may have potential for nothing more than cooking as firewood.

3) A sullen, half-conscious, pessimistic chink whose lack of self-esteem and habitual negative attitude and sarcasm will be the end of him.

4) My last name
I stare thoroughly befuddled at JC's confusingly accurate definition of me.
by whitefeather August 03, 2005
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-Hey man, where you from?

-I'm from Nam, its located in southwest Africa
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deksper: You NAMs are on this site only to support Oprah Winfrey's Satanic deception and lies; through the distortion of The Bible.
TransparentDecoy: But Oprah is good because She wants unity in a FEEeeeling of God Consciousness.

deksper: Yes; and Oprah never mentioned a three- lettered word SIN. There is no accountability for SIN of the individual NAM follower. They can not therefore claim a Christian Faith.
by deksper November 25, 2011
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a creature that lives in southern california with three females creatures that are violent during pms at the same time. this thing is too obsessed with tennis and can be really dangerous as time goes on and gets into it. it will disobey what you say if approached wrong. it has other creatures that it cares about, it will defend them in any situation no matter what. it will also be there for them. this creature cares for his other creatures way too much and spoils them too much when it has the money. Authorized by the dudes and dudettes of El Monte, it should be left alone until further notice or else it will unleash the beast within itself that no human as ever seen.
Dude that guy over there is turning into a nam so leave him alone....
by sil3nt0n3 September 11, 2006
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The internet scapegoat for all of life's problems; frequently found to be the cause of molestation, shell shock (non-T.M.N.T. variety), third-degree rope burns, and hearing faint sounds.
Daddy said that he had to touch me because of -nam-.

-nam- told me to set Grandma's face ablaze.
by Aaron 'R' God July 29, 2008
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