"I want naked chicks!"

"The sun can blind a naked eye"

"No naked flames on the service station forecourt- Fire hazard"

"I couldn't pay up so I left the bar naked"

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

Craig : Why are you holdin your crotch man?
Chad : I busted open my nuts last night!
Craig : Ouch what the fuck happened wild sex or something?
Chad : No I was pounding Katie when Kiersten came in her room and caught us!
Craig : Damn dude Kiersten must have punched you good!
Chad : No I jumped out the window Naked and tripped on the sidewalk!
Craig : Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chad: Shut the fuck up or i'll bust open your nuts!

After Chad fucked the shit out of Kiersten he decided to pee all over her Naked body!

I am naked.She is naked, not to mention psychotically hot!

Kaylee : Wow Kiersten your skin is so soft & smooth today!
Kiersten : Yeah Jake rubbed my Naked body with lotion this morning!
Craig : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Jason : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten just the thought of your Naked body makes guy's ejaculate!
Steve : Hey guy's how's it goin!
Kiersten : Why in the hell are you Naked at work?
Steve : I shit my pants on the way to work don't worry I washed them out in the toilet they are drying in the breakroom just gonna be Naked this morning!
Chad: Hey Kaylee can you clean up all this vomit and cum please!
Kiersten : Wow just the site of Steve's Naked body makes people puke!
Kaylee : Yeah and I gotta clean it up!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!

He hit her with a naked penis.