May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Get the mug
Get a danger wank mug for your buddy Manley.
2
A very high-spirited girl. Amazing singer. Friendly and kind soft-hearted girl. She is very careful in picking her true friends. Loyal and expect honesty from the one she loves. An animal lover and favourite ro most kids and babies.
No one can beat Najia in being soft hearted.
via giphy
by Jojie December 28, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Najia mug for your grandma Rihanna.
3
kind, funny, adventurous girl who doesn’t normally get in to trouble, but wouldn’t mind if she did. she will always be there for you even if you did her wrong & she is way to nice. lowkey freaky and always dtf. she seems annoying but she really doesn’t trust anyone anymore because she’s been broken so many times. she’s pretty but she doesn’t see it. she gets hurt a lot but would never show it.
“Wow najia , thank you for being there for me when my dog passed away, that means alot!”
by isthatchicken November 29, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Najia mug for your cat Nathalie.
4
You’ll never find a najia. And if you do you better keep her. She can be annoying and rude but on the plus side she’s also creative,funny,a lil special ed , but most of all she’s caring and respectful. She’s not the type to fight unless pushed to that point. Don’t let her go if you meet her
“Najia gets me so tight but I love that girl”
by Babygirlllll🕺🏾 June 08, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Najia mug for your bunkmate Abdul.

Activity