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formerly known as skrillex but is now competing with madison beer (yes, that's how beautiful she is)
the woman that all boys everywhere are simping for, she makes youtube look easy.
her mother was about to disown her when she got piercings to look good for her stalker.
i cried when i found out she was 18 because when i tell you this woman is hawt

soon shes going to join the tiktokers to ask for advice when Mina cries
simp1 : bro, have you been watching nailea devora?
simp2: yeah man, shes fine as fuck
simp3: have you considered the way she talks, how she moves when shes tired, how relatable she is or what she does when shes not filming?
simp2: shut up, im going to marry her, end of
by apparently, water is good April 29, 2020
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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