A religion originating from India in which it is believed that the universe including space and time was formed at the beginning of time when there was only a nail and a Parrot until the nail decided to go up the parrots ass causing the parrot to generate the loudest moan in history but it was inaudible due to the lack of air in space. (Also Tan is GAY.)

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk