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The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!
Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
by LayItOnYou March 17, 2007
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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What you (may or may not) use to clip your nails.
Hey, pass me them damn nail clippers, My toenails are bloody huge!
by cool_penguin_0 January 28, 2005
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Someone who is angry during lovemaking. so they while the mans penis in their mouth, bite down and remove some of the tip off the penis. this practice is done if a prostitute is not enjoying their time and could care less about the money or if a girl/boyfriend is mad at her/his partner.
1."Damn my girl is such a Nailclipper!"

2."Yea I had a Nailclipper over the other night, she wasn't happy with the pay."
by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019
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