An Alph-nade is an adjective given to a completly random frag granade thown in a multiplayer video game, which kills one or more opponents. Originated in Halo 2.
When the alph-nader (n00b) has successfully performed an alph-nade, the universal celebration is to to cry "ohhhhhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!
During a COD4 session:

Spetsnaz team - "oh for fucks sake they are throwing Alph-nades again"
Man on Spetsnaz team using eavesdrop perk hears - "Ohhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!"
by TheBlindDawg July 04, 2009
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A player in an FPS who keeps throwing grenades in order to kill his opponents, especially in the Battlefield-series. Typically used for players who gain the most kills with grenades. Often they run back to an ammunition box or even camp next to it for further nade ownage.
Player1 (Grenade) Player2
Player1 (Grenade) Player3
Player1 (Grenade) Player4
...
Player4: omg stupid nade whore, get a gun and fight like a man!!1!
by Mike303 July 25, 2006
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"Grenade spamming".

1. Where several players from a team all throw grenades into an area in order to make it completely impassable until the grenades run out.
2. Where a player repeatedly throws or launches grenades into an area or at a target.
3. A method for removing smacktards early in the round.
"The other team nade spammed the bottleneck so hard it looked like bad diorhea!"
by Godzemo July 20, 2004
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Describes a standard pro-rule for playing KZL online.

In a M82/Nades game, players are only allowed to play with the standard weapon M82-G and Grenades which implies that they must not use different weapons and/or remote mines.

US-Players created it to make online-gaming in KZL more balanced and fair.
Pro: "WTF, this game is labeled as M82/Nades, stupid n00b! Don't switch weapons!"
Noob: "..." (no reply, since noobs do not have mics usually)
by hendo-e May 02, 2008
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When you throw a grenade(in Call of Duty or any FPS) randomly into the air and you score a kill or two, you are required to shout "Its an ace nade!"
"dude how did you get 10 kills already!?!"
"oh dude it ain't nuthin.. i threw an ace nade and got a double kill"
by Joe Givan October 12, 2011
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The term comes from counter strike global offensive, it is used when a player throws a grenade and it perfectly blows the enemy. When this is achieved the player is totally glorified by his teammates and feels self satisfaction and proudness after many depressing years.
Due to fact that Kobe died 2 hours ago the term is now used in special occasions,

When you fuck up a grenade you might be kicked from the match by your teammates as a cause of profanation of Kobe.
Player 1: *gets a grenade kill*
Player 2: dude nice Kobe Nades
Player 3: Kobe
by Skrrt man January 26, 2020
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A phrase used in Shooter type games that involve Grenades.

Usually a randomly thrown Grenade that seems to come out of nowhere and kill you.
Upon watching the "Killcam" you discover the Grenade bounced off 4 different walls before finally detonating directly where you are.

Sometimes followed by a "Rage Quit".
BLaacKeN: Watch this nade spot FTW. I bet i get a double.

*throws nade*
*nade kills trevasco on the other side of the map*

trevasco: Wow where the fuck did that shit come from?!

*watches killcam*

trevasco: Yeah i WOULD get hit with a Jesus Nade.
Thanks alot Infinity Ward. Way to fuck up.

"trevasco left the game"
by BLaacKeN March 09, 2010
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