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the act of throwing a fictional grenade into the lap of an enemy, killing them even though they don't exist. Often used by grown men who harbor an unhealthy obsession with first person shooters, specifically Socom: Navy Seals.
I'll toss a nade in your lap.
by Can't Standz Ya February 02, 2010
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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