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A sad, sad little town. Some describe it as where the orchards meet the forests, it don't get more rural than that.
TOM: Dude, you wanna go to Naches?

PHIL: No thanks, I'm allergic to apples.
by P'diddy Hite April 21, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A small town 15 minutes outside of Yakima, filled with the best people alive!!!
by Sexy bitch 17 December 16, 2010
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A substitution for any word. Also can just be used to express emotions.
Hey Nach did you nach the nach?
by Shinnysun May 27, 2006
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nach is a fat dude from tr.heim
he always drinks coke and use a lot of what they call "Snus"
He is always happy, and he likes to rup his nippples. (his nipples are always stif btw! =)
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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A nicer way of saying that someone is fat or overweight.
"That guy's a nach!"
"Wow! You're sure nachin' up(getting fat)!"
by Ambyeyes [Megan] June 11, 2006
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