Urban Dictionary: naan

Top definition

To inflict punishment onto ones self, for acts, either real or percieved, in which verbal abuse is not enough.

I just locked my keys in the car, it is time to naan! <the individual who said this phrase will now launch into some form of self mutilation>

by Ephur August 16, 2007

Jun 8 Word of the Day

Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.

I didn't have any porn saved on my phone so I fapped to some cheesecake instead.

by atma505 October 06, 2018

a type of indian flat bread...most white people have them plain.

Waiter:Would u like any naans?
Cust:aye,can i get a 4 plain naans...no the spicy ones like.

by Sexystrokesgirl03 December 07, 2003

A codeword for pussy, closely linked with the good naan bread. is very helpufl when wishing to talk about pussy,poon or girls in regular conversation

Guy 1: MMM man im so keen for some naan tonight

Guy 2: Yeah boi i here its pretty easy to get around here

by Scud19 May 13, 2007

1. She is full blown Naan.(random girl)
2. She is pure Naan. (someone you know)

by Scott Redfern December 01, 2008

Term used to state that you would rather not or pass on a situation or choice.

I was asked to go to a party but I said “Naan. I’ll pass this time.”