A guy: Hey, someone tell me that I did not get nCoV...
Another guy: THE CORONA VIRUS??? EWW
Girl: No... What he means is that is has no chocolate on Valentines and is desperately wishing for one.
The Another Guy: Oh! Oh... I caught nCoV then...
NEWS
EVERY SINGLE SINGLE HAS CAUGHT THE nCoV DISEASE! THEY ARE BEING TRANSPORTED TO A SOUNDPROOF CONTAINER!

SINGLES:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MOMMMMYYYYYYY!

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub