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a term used to describe the state of a person's (in this case a virgin's or n00b's) genitals.
WTF? Matt, i can feel your n00bitalia poking me! I'ma go army of frank style on yo' a$$!

also can be n00bitals
by tayto June 28, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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