Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
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Fucking garbanzo ass name for anything in this world that jesus made. Also means salty in all different possible ways.
Mystic is gay as shit
by Goated beast carlos October 19, 2019
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Playing (Mystic) means you are playing a video game terribly and you are really bad at it.
You're playing so mystic today Armaan!
by jackokid December 28, 2020
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The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!

PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.

Person A randomnly whines about something

Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 24, 2018
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The most sweetest human being I’ve ever met in my entire life. He’s always so kind to everyone, he’s awkward and shy, he’s hilarious, he’s adorable, best of all he’s nerdy. Alright now let’s bully him now, Ahem, he’s stupid, he sounds like a 5 year old, he’s short like an ant, he’s stupid
Mystic is weird
by Griz, stupid October 16, 2020
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