When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.
by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020
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the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.
Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.
by rosie red dress August 17, 2011
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A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
I took a mystery shit last night.
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I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!

As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
by Jozéy January 01, 2021
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the best fucking band ever/animations
check em out nerd
Person 1: Do you know any cool bands out there that are kinda funky and have an animated version of the best songs from the band?

Person 2: Oddly specific, but yes! Listen to Mystery skulls!
by beenihilate October 04, 2021
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When you go down on someone but you're completely concealed by the blanket, making the snack mysterious for both parties.
Me: I had a mystery snack with this girl i met at the snack bar yesterday.

Friend: How was it??

Me: Very mysterious.
by Benims bror August 18, 2019
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