Urban Dictionary: mysterious

mystery meat

some kind of food you just can't tell what kind of meat is in it if any at all. prison food

shit we're having mystery meat for dinner tonight

by lita ford September 24, 2017

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Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

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Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

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Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.

Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment

by anotlostman April 19, 2021

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Mystery mouse contul

When your girl is so amazing and sexy she/he is always happy bubbly out going and loves kids show

Damn your girl is so mystery mouse contul

by Your bigirl September 12, 2020

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mystery mutt

a mixed breed dog of unknown breed origin.

a dog that resembles many different breeds.

my dog looks like she could be a shepard/jack russell/sheltie or a whippet/collie/border collie or a corgi/shepard/whippet or a smooth collie/jack russell....she's a mystery mutt.

by Lisavi April 06, 2008

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mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom December 21, 2017

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