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1. a person who uses the website www.myspace.com frequently
2. a person who is exceptionally adept at using www.myspace.com
2. a person who is exceptionally adept at using www.myspace.com
1. My friend has become such a myspacer, he is on twenty-four hours a day.
2. Eddie is such a good myspacer, he is at the top of everyone's friends lists.
2. Eddie is such a good myspacer, he is at the top of everyone's friends lists.
by Roscoe Light August 03, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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People who spend all their life on myspace.
I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores
I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores
Person 1: So..wanna go to the movies or something?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.
by Sammers <33 November 01, 2008
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A girl/man who takes excellent myspace pics but when you see them in person is not that good looking.
Guy1: dude, you should check this chick out i found on myspace she's so hot!
Guy2; Bro, i know that chick. She's a total myspacer.
Guy2; Bro, i know that chick. She's a total myspacer.
by bigred4430 April 05, 2009
4
1) Someone whose social network consists of primarily of friends who did not graduate from college.
2) Someone who does not aspire to earn a college degree.
3) Someone who exhibits lower-class tendencies and behavior, but presumably still has access to the internet.
2) Someone who does not aspire to earn a college degree.
3) Someone who exhibits lower-class tendencies and behavior, but presumably still has access to the internet.
"Hey dude, how was the bar last night?"
"Not bad, I met a girl and took her home."
"Nice, do I know her? What's she like?"
"Probably not, she's definitely a myspacer."
"Whoa, you'd better get checked for STDs."
"What ever happened to that guy Randy from high school? He was a real fuckup."
"Who knows, he's probably a myspacer."
"Not bad, I met a girl and took her home."
"Nice, do I know her? What's she like?"
"Probably not, she's definitely a myspacer."
"Whoa, you'd better get checked for STDs."
"What ever happened to that guy Randy from high school? He was a real fuckup."
"Who knows, he's probably a myspacer."
by WJR November 29, 2007
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1)people who use myspace as the new bootycall.
2)will most likely have over +100n friends, and wont even know half of them
3)people who dont use facebook because they have no life.
2)will most likely have over +100n friends, and wont even know half of them
3)people who dont use facebook because they have no life.
Girl 1: "He's such a myspacer!!"
Girl 2: "You know all he wants is some booty"
Girl 1: " Should I?"
Girl 2: " Hell no, he's a creeper"
Girl 2: "You know all he wants is some booty"
Girl 1: " Should I?"
Girl 2: " Hell no, he's a creeper"
by Sarah Pheoenix March 09, 2009