feelin' my nut

1. A phrase used to describe when a girl is into you

2. Can be used sarcastically when a girl is definitely not into you

3. The girl literally has your nuts in her hand

Did you see me macking on Kim? She's feelin' my nut dude.

by bpballer February 5, 2009

Suck my Nuts

"Suck my Nuts" was the awesome last words from Abraham Ford after Negan hit him across the head once with his Baseball Bat (Lucille) with blood pouring down his face, then Negan beat him to death after hitting him a shitload of times. We're all gonna miss his random one liners.
Abraham > Glenn.

"Suck my Nuts"

by The Metal King October 24, 2016

bust my nuts

wanting to release semen that's building up inside your nuts

I haven't get laid in a long time, I want to bust my nuts.

by JohnWriter September 17, 2013

Wants my nuts

1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.

2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.

3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.

1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."

1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"

2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."

Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"

3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"

by Ruffgirl September 26, 2009

oh my nut

An exclamation made when something is so beautiful or satisfying it rivals ejaculation

*Jim tries his Grandmother's cookies* "Oh my nut these are good"
*After watching a beautiful goal/pass/catch* "Oh my nut"

by Nippopotamus December 16, 2017

Lick my nuts

-A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're argument.

-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.

-And a way to tell someone to go away.

Clint: So therefor she is not a vegetable since she is moving and responding to people. The only way someone can be a vegetable is if they do not have any function of thier limbs or they are in a comatose state. In which Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.

Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 3, 2005

chewed my nuts

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

by gasmixman January 14, 2006