... fill in the blank with whatever you want people to call you today.

Typical name tag wording intended as an icebreaker for chit chat at any function, meeting, or party at which many of the guests are unfamiliar with each other.

Calling someone something derogatory other than thier legal name, usually when tentions are high due to a disagreement or fight.

your name if jeff

Someone who lied about you

Expression used as a goodbye among males to instruct one man to say the other man's name during climax with a girl in lieu of the girl's name. Often used among co-workers because if a man must work and cannot have intercourse, his name should still be heard among the copulating.

A rhetorical question used to mean 'no'. Can be used in pretty much all circumstances unless one's name actually is Bob, in which case it probably means yes.

1). The last words you will ever hear
2). The words only allowed by he who shall not be named
3). A Behemoth
4). The ugliest creature on the face of the Earth
5). Not to be confused with his much calmer counterpart Pete