A meme thats used in such a way in which its not even funny anymore, never was, but is used in an ironic fashion that you feel really bad for laughing at such a meme
Guy 1: hey dude, My Name Jeff
Guy 2: hahah, oh fuck dude, great now i gotta go kill you and myself
Guy 3: My Name Jeff?
by Name Jeff is my name November 12, 2017
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What someone says when they are doing or going to do something, the meaning being if they don't do that, they aren't themselves.
Cool! Bikes! This will help us get to that store, or my name isn't .
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When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2019
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When you get a text from a random number.
*gets text from random number asking for a new roof*
you: MY NAME IS NOT GARY!
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When somebody called Olly tells you their name
"Hi! My name is Olly!"
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The best most op meme on the planet or should I say the universe.
1:Whats your name
2:My name Jeff
1:your the best
by Lucca Jeffrey star May 16, 2021
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