Urban Dictionary: my john

my john

A close friend and/or homie.

Yo is that Carlos? That's my john!

by chrisleon33 December 08, 2016

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Jim My Johns

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.

Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"

by rnnrdad October 03, 2015

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Jim my john

A brief sexual encounter, a quickie

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.

by rnnrdad November 17, 2015

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My nigga john

My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.

My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.

by Ballsman6969696 April 16, 2018

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eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

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