i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

by 1173666 July 13, 2017

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 29, 2010

I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you

"Hey I love my girlfriend"

by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 8, 2025