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What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'
Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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the beginning of every sentence John Mccain makes
My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.
by Doug Gorilla February 21, 2008
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Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *
by sisterslurp May 18, 2019
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Someone who you only know through MySpace, Friendster, Facebook or any other large networking website.

Typically, someone you've never met in real life.
Q: Dude, do you know that girl who's leaving comments all over your page?

A: Nah, she's just a MyFriend.
by St. Bastard May 28, 2007
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street code for the La Costra Nostra; meaning a highly ranked criminal who is full blooded italian and is eligible to be made a memeber or is a memeber of the La Costra Nostra.
"hey giovanni, this is ´my friend` pino from Sicilia.."
by x September 03, 2003
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