an expression used to describe something thats not good. a very bad situatuion in which ur completly fucked
phil: dude, wheres doug?

Ed: PIS IN MY EYE!! i cant find him anywhere
by i w e a r n o p a n t s June 11, 2010
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An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance
You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.
by cuminmyfriedpilchard inc. April 05, 2016
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Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
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There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
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by craig May 09, 2004
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Out my eye is used when you want someone to fuck off or get out of your face
Mom: do your laundry

Me: out my eye mom
by lydhayyyyy January 16, 2015
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When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.

The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.

Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
by Pyr3 December 03, 2008
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the reaction one feels when being annoyed
Stop talking cause you're givin' me a headache in my eye !
by GMNJM August 24, 2006
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