Obese mid-thirties male with a Michael Cera type stache, man bag and a striped fedora.
Do NOT look across the street Michael, we got a AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!
by Australium Gold June 08, 2016
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wow, that must hurt. Make sure you had a clean key board
Guy 1: *Slaps face on keyboard*
Guy 1 "Hey technically I typed this with my eye
by Dead Rad November 24, 2020
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My eyes are full of magnets means the feeling in your eyes when you’re about to cry. Or the feeling that your eyes may get when you’re tired and they feel like they might water.
Example 1: “Whats wrong?” “Well my eyes are full of magnets.” “Oh why?” “Because I’m upset.”

Example 2: “My eyes are full of magnets.” “Why?” “Cause I’m tired.”
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when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.
i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.
by jeffbogart April 18, 2005
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