by Jacsmith December 04, 2017
(N.) A phrase Hip-Pop Muppet Ja Rule says a lot when he's on his period. (kinda lke Jon Bon Jovi!) He usually says it as a secret phrase to Ashanti, signaling her to go out and by some Tampax for them again.
Ja Rule uses Beer Tampons when he's on his period. Women, you should know better. Use Tampax! That way you won' get no "Blood in my Eye".
by G-Union December 09, 2003
Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.
Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
by 317Electrician December 18, 2016
A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.
Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...
Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.
Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.
Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.
Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.
by Bovious March 10, 2016
When someone sees something so hideous and heinous (usually a female skank, ho or jho) the viewer is said to have gotten ugly in their eye.
(a festively plump female walks past with a bad orange tan and small shorts with a boob tube)
Alex: Dude! I just got ugly in my eye!
or
Alex: What the fuck was that?!
Tril: You just got ugly in your eye
Alex: Dude! I just got ugly in my eye!
or
Alex: What the fuck was that?!
Tril: You just got ugly in your eye
by Alex Tyler December 31, 2007
An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel
For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by Sallybrownakaanon August 18, 2016
by qer December 12, 2009