Something that is clearly not your responsibility that someone is trying to dump on you
"Hey bro can you go do my laundry while I'm out?" "Not my duck, man sorry."
by Mr. Cool guy July 18, 2019
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When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”
“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
My duck!”
by Grim_001 June 13, 2020
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a common saying for people who want to say suck my dick but is too polite to say it.
by King Anonymousse October 02, 2019
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She was fine as f-ck, I wanted to sex her up/She said let's hit the/parking lot, so I can sick your duck.
Outkast, "Da Art of Storytellin' (Part 1)"
by BucNasty May 23, 2004
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what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.
Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/
by MattZoid November 08, 2015
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guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...
by neoncrayon April 18, 2008
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