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a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!
my cat is a bitch
by Calista h May 30, 2021
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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Slang for girlfriend, usually a secret girlfriend. Cat relates to a female girlfriend due to her anatomy, a pussy ... my pussy cat, They drop the pussy, and it becomes just "my CAT", or cat.

When I go home on leave, I don't know which to go see first my wife or "my cat."

The person is trying to keep his girlfriend secret by talking about her in code, in case someone else hears them. He can plausibly deny that he was talking about a kitty cat, not his secret girlfriend that he has on the side or down low.
by NewVision July 10, 2008
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An ungrateful being that has a foot fetish.
(Insert interresting name):"Uhm..Why is your cat licking your feet?..."
Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!"
My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"
by woofwofbarkbark September 06, 2021
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