by Dan H LZHS February 18, 2008
-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS
-SHIT IN MY ASS
by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009
1.an exclimation implying that you don't believe something you have been told. leterally meaning if what was said turned out to be in fact, true you would give your ass as payment.
2. an expression of frustration
2. an expression of frustration
1. Thomas "Yeah my ass Karen didn't have sex with him"
2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"
2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"
by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006
by jmack5646 August 07, 2006
Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly
by showmanisbored January 17, 2021
by Bikerninja1997 July 10, 2018
A guess. An impulsive thought not worth consideration. A sarcastic remark about the origin of an item.
"I just pulled an idea out of my ass." "I pulled that theory out of my ass." "Where did i find it? I pulled it out of my ass."
by Undun May 20, 2015