Typically a stinky, filth covered, homeless person with all their belongings tied around their waist. The difference between a normal homeless person and a MUZZY: the MUZZY has been shaved and de-balled. They tend to be gender challenged, but are natural homosexuals.
by Eric Gabe January 07, 2005
by muzzy June 07, 2003
A strange troll like creature who comes from within the inside of a dark french cavern. This prehistoric beast only comes out from hibernation once the two handles of light are turned and the ceiling of the cave is peeled back, revealing the elaberate arrangement of 6x9's and 12 inch'ers.... Only then do the innocent surounding public encounter the true wrath of the muzzy and his hardcore beats...
Being a muzzy requires a process consisting of:
Troll - Sleep - Hibernation - Opens Handles - Removes Roof - Turn On Tunes - Creature awakes - Lap Of Town (x26 times) - Harassment Of the Innocent Public.... Smoke - Blue Thing - Cid'ro - Smash Up Room - hibernation....
Troll - Sleep - Hibernation - Opens Handles - Removes Roof - Turn On Tunes - Creature awakes - Lap Of Town (x26 times) - Harassment Of the Innocent Public.... Smoke - Blue Thing - Cid'ro - Smash Up Room - hibernation....
by ninjanimp May 28, 2010
fred: wtf man, what are you doing?
derek: i thought we were muzzys!
fred: stop touching my penis derek!
zach: that wasn't derek, that was me!
derek: i thought we were muzzys!
fred: stop touching my penis derek!
zach: that wasn't derek, that was me!
by zach and derek December 08, 2006
by matt "the manitee" May 06, 2006
by muzzdog445 May 07, 2008
Muzzy is the best husband in the world. He is sweet, funny and sexy. He’s a great mechanic all around. Has a nice butt and can grow the hottest beard. Also very loyal
by Itsmeboba July 10, 2018
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

