A muzza is a male of any descent contrary to popular belief, who spends his nights on Chapel Street with his "fully pimped out" R33 Skyline or 5Lt VN’s. He is a born bred Melbournian who spends $100 + on hair care products. A muzza is usually in Champion, Adidas, Kappa, Diesel, P.O. Box etc. for any occasion.
A muzza uses words such as uleh, lan, bro, sik, re etc. with his "bros".
A muzza is 100% metro.
A muzza uses words such as uleh, lan, bro, sik, re etc. with his "bros".
A muzza is 100% metro.
Cruising down Chapel St headin to do some burnouts at 3am, to meet his bros. 3 subs and neons surround his car, pumpin some heavy beats as loud as he possibly can. - a true muzza
by krucial November 26, 2006
A wog, usually southern Italian, half Italian or half-Serbian/half-Croatian. Resides in the northern or western suburbs of melbourne. When driving, a muzza sees no problem driving 100kmph in first gear. When communicating, a muzza owns 4-5 different sim cards to take advantage of the cheap call rates deals offered by Telstra, Optus, Vodafone and cousin Frankie's pirate mobile network. Sees scoring an ENTER over 40 as shameful. Sees hanging out in Macca's carparks as a much more productive use of time. Cannot comprehend that not every female in the world is willing to give him head when he asks for it.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
A young male between 14-25 either Lebo, Assyrian, greek or Turk.They are usually highschool dropouts and currently working at kebab shops or building constructions.They drive old cars such as holden VL,V6, VT,Calai, Berlina, Subaru WRX, Nissan Skyline, mitsubishi Lancer '02 with turbo & subwoofers.They wear trackies and adidas or nike, kappa, puma, reebok jumpers with dunlop volleys.Their hair is over gelled, with blonde-patches, straightened with a commando or baseball cap. Muzzas use words like omg, uleh, lan, taxed,shotgun,yep, Bro, fully sik, fully hektik, awesome, sweet, say vallah bro, Cuz, habib.They listen to hardcore Trance, RnB, Rap & Wog music.They hangout at Broady, Roxc, Fawkner maccas. Roxc, Epping & Broady Cinemas. The northern suburb train stations.They spend all their money on trackies, petrol, grand theft auto, GYM, maccas & phone credit.. They have heaps of phones each one on a different network & mostly stolen. They live in the northern suburbs and ride on public tranport for free. Also they sneak movies at cinemas.Muzzas will drive with all 4 windows down, Trance on base, the driver seat in the lowest position, cap on their head, 1 hand on the fone, eyes on female pedestrians and not making any use of the mirrors. For example they drive at 80km in 60 zone, 50km over a speedbump, run redlights, drift around at nite, do a 360 at a carpark, change lanes without signalling, drive 120km on freeways, drive on neutral and bunny hop their car, if its manual.
Person a- Did you just see that car over there?
Person b- The holden calai with the silver wheels?
Person a- Yes, that guy didnt even signal and just cut through 4 cars and went through a red light!
Person b- Yeah typical muzza!
Person b- The holden calai with the silver wheels?
Person a- Yes, that guy didnt even signal and just cut through 4 cars and went through a red light!
Person b- Yeah typical muzza!
by mooncrater October 5, 2010
(Australian) Melbourne slang for ethnic Australian(Lebanese,Greek Italian Serb) youths aged 15 to 25 years old who have mullet style hair cuts wear adidas and Kappa clothing hang outside mcdonalds carparks in their suped up nissan pulsars bluring music out of them and trying to look hard and impress girls,Usually trying to pick fights or bullying when nerdy kids around
Person 1:"Lets go to maccas and eat in the outside area"
Person 2:"Na to many muzzas down there"
Person 1:"I saw a group of muzzas at the carpark today"
Person 2:"What's muzzas"
Person 1:"Muzzas is those kinda guys we saw at the carpark yesterday there was like 10 of them standing around a red nissan pulsar with 2pac bluring out of it and they all where wearing nike dri fit hats had bumbags and wearing singlets"
Person 2:"Haha oh them guys so that's what muzzas are"
Person 2:"Na to many muzzas down there"
Person 1:"I saw a group of muzzas at the carpark today"
Person 2:"What's muzzas"
Person 1:"Muzzas is those kinda guys we saw at the carpark yesterday there was like 10 of them standing around a red nissan pulsar with 2pac bluring out of it and they all where wearing nike dri fit hats had bumbags and wearing singlets"
Person 2:"Haha oh them guys so that's what muzzas are"
by Harry69 December 29, 2011
A muzza is usally a italian/greek. They go around nothen suburbs pumping there music such as: Rap, Rnb, Techno n wog music. They drive Vn BERLINA's White with CALAIS international RIMS n have stolen fones that there cuzzes get from the back of trucks ;). They have Sony Xplodes 12" wif prologic amps. The place they hang out would be Chapple st (safeway carpark), Or bell st maccas, or even getting a Kebab from huchies.
by Wog_On_XtC August 13, 2005
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