mutually assured

Normally heard in the context of `mutually assured destruction`; when something is mutually assured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. This phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually assured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.

Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to Reader's Digest!

- Megadeth, _Sweating Bullets_

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

mutually assured

An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.

It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.

by firex September 15, 2003

mutually assured

When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.

By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.

by JlO September 5, 2003

mutually assured

when ur "mutually assured it means that as of now u and the negro next to u knows that ur both packin heat and that he pulled on u u could pull right back on him

the skinny white man with a shotgun in his trench coat was mutually assured by the large black man next to him that he was not goin down without a fight

by eric fool September 16, 2003

mutually assured

Collective agreement. More than one thing acting together to ensure something happening

The spanking of the Nazi's was mutually assured by the Allies.

by Wolfwood September 15, 2003

mutually assured

for a group of people to each assure each other of wanting to obtain something/someone

the gang bangers were mutually assured of the buisiness proposition.

by Judge Scott September 14, 2003

Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

by Big South February 22, 2010