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Normally heard in the context of `mutually assured destruction`; when something is mutually assured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. This phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually assured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.
Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to Reader's Digest!

- Megadeth, _Sweating Bullets_
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
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An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.
It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.
by firex September 15, 2003
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When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.
By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.
by JlO September 05, 2003
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Collective agreement. More than one thing acting together to ensure something happening
The spanking of the Nazi's was mutually assured by the Allies.
by Wolfwood September 14, 2003
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for a group of people to each assure each other of wanting to obtain something/someone
the gang bangers were mutually assured of the buisiness proposition.
by Judge Scott September 13, 2003
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