Urban Dictionary: mutten

West-Flemish derogatory term, defining a person who is rather dreary and dull.

Ey mutten! Wa es da mee u hoofd! - Translation: Hey Fool! What is that with your head?

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

by Tabasco Spitty March 14, 2011

Guys at the gym who puff there chest out. "Look at that guy walking with his mutten strut''.

by Kneppdamacher January 17, 2011

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

by fatboy January 26, 2003