Urban Dictionary: mustachio

a fugly girl with a mustache that is very visible

Amall the mustachio, shave da fuckin jungle bitch!

by dat bitch u b hatin on! February 04, 2010

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A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.

Look! Up in the trees. It is mustachio, quick hide your mustache.

by deez nuts42 September 07, 2010

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mustachio

Nickname for a person with a weird mustache.

That old man is a mustachio.

by missanonymous9713 April 23, 2009

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mustachio

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

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mustachioed

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.

by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

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Mustachio

The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.

(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)

Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"

Brody: "Hatcha"

by naturallybaked May 02, 2011

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Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

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by mario November 10, 2003

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