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When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.
Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.
by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.
I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.
by Bean Bug November 16, 2016
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Taking laxatives via suppository (like musket gunpowder) and loading in a projectile, once you shit your guts out the projectile launches

Mu-sket-ing :
I musketed a cat

Do you have musketing insurance?
by Notachav69 May 11, 2021
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