Musilek´s are CRACKHEADS. They are weird but definitely loving. Everyone in they´re fam are drunks, and even when they´re not drunk they have the same confidence as if they were. Most of them are really creative and they aren´t like most family´s. They don´t care what anyone thinks of them, but if you mess with they´re family your dead. They live they´re lives to the max, and don´t give a FUCK bout the rules. They are street smart, never in a million years book smart. Moral of the story is: They do them, and if you don´t like it they might kick you out the window cause you given off bad vibes.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."