A collection of visual images set to accompany and or reflect the lyrics or overall feeling of a song. Usually used as a visual marketing tool to further push sales of an artists song. Also considered mini-movies or short films driven by a musical track. All genres from Hip-Hop to rock use music videos.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A video which is meant to be released with a single from a CD, in which the artist appears and sings/plays the song while other events occur. Music videos are notorious for containing incredibly large amounts of product placement, such as phones, drinks, perfumes, or websites (Plentyoffish is among the most infamous).

the moment music died.

The quickest and easiest way to get people to buy your CD by manipulating them with half naked women.
If you make it intriguing enough it will somehow create the illusion that your song is good.

WORST fucking thing EVER to happen to music.

pornography cleverly disguised as music