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slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window
we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window
by ass master January 18, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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To slap someone with your penis in the face leaving a mushroom shaped red mark on the victims face.
That girl was so drunk when I gave her a mushroomstamp it knocked her out cold!
by M Sul May 12, 2003
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To slap a female in the forehead with intent to leave a mark with your cock
by Lady Tiger January 07, 2003
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Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);
When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp
by Tony Cooper August 31, 2004
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