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Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.
A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"
by Evil Ed April 22, 2005
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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