by Laneyfay101 September 17, 2021
by Dennyphillyboy January 03, 2017
Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
by jmat9001 December 31, 2015
Person 1: "Sorry I can't make it to the party tonight, my hamster died"
Person 2: "Wow, that's a mushy orange"
Person 2: "Wow, that's a mushy orange"
by Flamingofoot January 01, 2020
the name of a song sung by individuals during sleep resulting in the word “mushy peas” being shouted in the middle of the night
guy: MUSHY PEEEAAAS MUSHY PEAAAAS MUSHY PEAAAAAAAAAAS, M U S H Y P E A A A A A A A A A AA S
wife: what are you doing?
guy: SINGING
wife: what are you doing?
guy: SINGING
by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 08, 2020
by Lord Tweezers November 30, 2019
by Lord Tweezers November 30, 2019
