Combination between a mushroom cut and a mullet.
Short and round in the front and long and shaggy in the back.
Thought to have originated in the Middle Ages, mushets are still mostly underground, but achieved achieved a level of considerable popularity when a certain "Andrew" appeared to school one day, wielding a furious mushet.

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.