Oh my god, you need to be more careful! I almost murrayed you!

or

What's murraying ?

Shooting a zombie but then it turns out to be a person.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

*friends hanging out*
P: “Hey where’s Matt?”
A: “Oh you know he couldn’t come tonight. He’s murraying. Gotta stick to that schedule!”