by CKP Team November 13, 2019
A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens
Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around
by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020
e.g. fuckwit1 "Hey bro, why u down?"
fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"
fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"
fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"
fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"
by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND September 15, 2021
Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
by BallZuckerBurger August 01, 2021
A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
by Broughton November 07, 2020
The most beautiful-est girl you could ever marry especially if she has brownish blondish hair and blue eyes she is quite the catch and anyone would be lucky to have her
YOU look so Kaidence Murphy
by K Murphy December 18, 2016

