A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens
Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around
by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020
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An absolute dickhead, bullys kids with tourettes and hands out detentions when he feels bullied.
e.g. fuckwit1 "Hey bro, why u down?"

fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"

fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"
by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND September 15, 2021
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Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline
by BallZuckerBurger August 01, 2021
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Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.
“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch
by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018
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A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast
by Broughton November 07, 2020
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The most beautiful-est girl you could ever marry especially if she has brownish blondish hair and blue eyes she is quite the catch and anyone would be lucky to have her
by K Murphy December 18, 2016
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