A hairy beast who enjoys stealing cheese and being grumpy
Dude, he just stole my cheese.

What a total Murphy
by Kimbodia0 December 03, 2011
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a person who licks monkies to get therir kicks.
That was one murphis person there buddy!
by someone September 13, 2003
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A blue skined zombie controlling mother fucker from the show Z-nation.
Dont get bit by the Murphy or he will control you!
by PiePizzaPringles July 12, 2018
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Is a bum, he really smells and takes bad photos of people/ eve
Dude 1: Oh look there

Dude 2: Oh dude thats Murphy
by YEAH...DUDE March 12, 2019
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To suck your fart back into your body. A reverse fart.
I burped really loud, so I Murphy'd to make up the space.
by Joweeda October 08, 2015
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A sex move involving 2 guys a dead person and a ladder where one person is having sex with the dead person whale the other jumps of the ladder on to the dead person making guts go everywhere. This results in extra pleasure
Dan: Hey Mike why do you have all have all those dead person guts all over you?
Mike: Last night me and Marcus went to the graveyard and did The Murphy to Sally's dead body and because i won rock paper scissors Marcus had to jump.
by Dan the Man Sanderfield January 31, 2008
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Someone in the work place who has no idea what they are doing in any way, shape, or form. They claim to have vast knowledge, but insist on doing nothing and demand that others do their work for them. This person has no social skills whatsoever. Somehow the conversation always gets back to talking about how cool they think they are. They walk around clutching the end of their sleeves nervously, and are content to waste time doing anything but work. All they care about is kissing ass and taking other people's ideas.

They are the Papa Murphy's of the workplace. Mediocre in every way, and yet still gets paid.
Ugh, she is being such a Murphy today.

I hate that guy. He's such a Murphy.
by charlie.99 November 04, 2014
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