1. Leva said "man, I really love Murphys."
2. His Murphy was of a decent size
3. A Chinese student couldn't speak English well. He went to Shopper's for a Coke, but instead asked for a cock. All the students called him Murphy after that.
2. His Murphy was of a decent size
3. A Chinese student couldn't speak English well. He went to Shopper's for a Coke, but instead asked for a cock. All the students called him Murphy after that.
by PDev October 23, 2009
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Murphy is a handsome, well-behaved and smart dog. A labradoodle Murphy is the best type of Murphy, they are especially amazing.
"What's that dog doing humping that small Asian boy? "
"It's Murphy, he is into that kind of stuff. "
"What should I name my dog? I want him to be handsome, well behaved and generally amazing."
"Murphy."
"Who is that Kidd walking that super handsome dog? "
"I don't know the Kidd, but that there is Murphy. "
"It's Murphy, he is into that kind of stuff. "
"What should I name my dog? I want him to be handsome, well behaved and generally amazing."
"Murphy."
"Who is that Kidd walking that super handsome dog? "
"I don't know the Kidd, but that there is Murphy. "
by TheWebmaster November 07, 2010
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Meazar: Murphy really likes those kids kids
Cam: i know we should stop him before he goes for his brother
Aiden: too late
Cam: i know we should stop him before he goes for his brother
Aiden: too late
by Meazar November 02, 2018
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noun (mur-fee)
(Past and past part; Murhpy'd, Murphed)
To consume copious amounts of alcohol by oneself while sitting in a tranquil environment and avoiding any kind of social situation.
(Past and past part; Murhpy'd, Murphed)
To consume copious amounts of alcohol by oneself while sitting in a tranquil environment and avoiding any kind of social situation.
Friend #1: Hey, how would you like to go down to the local watering hole and get a couple cold ones?
Friend #2: No thanks, I'm going to stay in and Murphy my balls off!!!
Friend #2: No thanks, I'm going to stay in and Murphy my balls off!!!
by numer0 uno December 07, 2010
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A job that is seemingly easy but turns out to be a complete fucking nightmare. Based on the principle behind Murphy's Law stating, "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Mechanic: Remember that lady whose car was making a rattling sound, it was supposed to be a 20 minute fix? Well it turned into a full blown Murphy within ten seconds of popping her hood; I had to replace or ghetto rig every fucking moving part in there...
by Ellington of Phant May 15, 2016
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by urassisgrass September 05, 2014
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Murphy is a catch per say.She is loyal as fuck and always looks out for her friends. She is wild and bold and a social Butterly and is always down to hangout or party.She is always making you wheeze and laugh until you can't anymore, she will put you in an amazing mood and you will never stop smiling around her.She is eye-catching beautiful, bouncy hair , gorgeous eyes and a massive smile. Even though she is a social butterfly she can be quiet and rather stay to herself or be at home. She's a keeper.
by Souppppppppp October 18, 2019
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