a murph is what you have when your pants or shorts get stuck in your ass crack. a frontal murph is similiar to a
camel-toe.
as in, "Dude, check out that old lady's murph!" would be a tease at the old lady's expense.
by mytigaz October 09, 2004
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When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.
P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."

P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"
by aahhmm July 29, 2012
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sliding your fingers at a fast pace vertically up another individual's butt crack and yelling murph whilst in the act of doing so
Man, Brian murphed the shit outta Vin today
by Bob dizzle May 11, 2008
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one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.
"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"
by TC, BHAM$, T, G October 15, 2007
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(v) To fart.

(n) A fart.
Phew, dude. Who murphed?

Roll down the window, bro. I'm about to murph.

That chick's entire house smelled like one big murph.
by Rob & Ken December 22, 2004
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