The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
by EagleEyed April 26, 2021
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On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see
by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019
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To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner
by Gerard Lavery March 16, 2008
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a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded
On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1
by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009
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