Is a fat cunt that likes men in and on him at all times his favourite thing is finding dick holes so he can get his ass fucking and his cum mouth wash
Murksman dich is about 1.5 inches at hard and .5 inches soft
The only girls hes been in was his mom and she tired to get rid of him
Murksman dich is about 1.5 inches at hard and .5 inches soft
The only girls hes been in was his mom and she tired to get rid of him
by Jimbow 654321 August 04, 2017
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Is a stupid cunt that loves fat Mexican dudes in his ass. And loves to fuck with fat. Dudes in his bed he has a dick size of 1.5 inches at hard not hard its .5 inches
by Jimbow 654321 August 04, 2017
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