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a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.
boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!
by murkedasshoe October 08, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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