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me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!
Murf you! (in a mad tone)

Murf! (in a love you tone)
by momoc June 07, 2010
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A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
by gateway! June 06, 2009
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A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.
Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
by murfguy April 23, 2007
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- the perfect combination of muscles and curves
- man curves
"I love my men with an ass, I really love those murves."
"I can see those murves through her sweatpants!"
by who.who666 November 03, 2016
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this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.
ho look at dat murf fuka
by jahandy January 05, 2008
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